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Without a Paddle (2004) Reviews
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Review: Without a Paddle
Want to know why Paramount Pictures is struggling? Watch Without a Paddle and you'll gain some insight. At least the film understands what it is, ...
Reelviews - James Berardinelli
Up a Creek With City Slickers And Beer-Bellied Beasts
The NY Times review of Without a Paddle, a Steven Brill film starring Seth Green and Matthew Lillard. Without a Paddle movie trailer, showtimes, ...
The New York Times - Stephen Holden - 08/20/04
Lame comedy leaves 'Paddle' up a creek
Five screenwriters, three stars, maybe two good jokes -- of such stats are moronic mid-August "comedies" such as "Without a Paddle" made. ...
The Boston Globe - Ty Burr - 08/20/04
Without a Paddle
An occasionally very funny movie that tries way too hard to teach life lessons to its three white-bread heroes. Story Nice guy Jerry (Matthew ...
Rocky Mountain News - Hollywood.com - 12/19/04
That sinking feeling
If you want to be up the proverbial creek Without A Paddle, be my guest. Just be forewarned: These waters are putrid. In an inept movie that makes ...
Canoe.ca - BRUCE KIRKLAND - 08/20/04
Review: WITHOUT A PADDLE
For a while this buddy comedy sails along smoothly on elements borrowed from THE GOONIES (1985), DELIVERANCE (1972) and ROAD TRIP (2000), ...
TV Guide - Angel Cohn
Without A Clue
A bear is just one of the disasters Dan (Seth Green) and his hairbrained childhood pals encounter on a treasure hunt to Oregon in the silly, ...
New York Post - Megan Lehmann - 08/20/04
BBC - Movies - review - Without A Paddle
Matthew Lillard, Seth Green and even Burt Reynolds star in this third-rate comedy take on Deliverance. Released on 31st December. ...
BBC - Ali Catterall - 12/22/04
Review: Without a Paddle
Stand by Me it s not, but Without a Paddle is a mildly pleasant comedy that viewers may find more endearing than they expect. ...
Kinnopio.com - Craig Roush
Up the creek
Without A Paddle has precisely enough laughs to meet the quotient for a 2*-minute trailer. And if you've seen the previews for this misbegotten ...
Canoe.ca - KEVIN WILLIAMSON - 08/20/04
Movie Review for Without a Paddle - 2004-08-08
Without a Paddle is a worn out concoction of things you ve already seen in other movies or in bad Saturday Night Live sketches. ...
Cinema Blend - Joshua Tyler
Review: Without a Paddle
Matthew Lillard, Seth Green and Dax Shepard in Without a Paddle Dax Shepard of MTV's Punk'D proves to be more than just a charismatic prankster in ...
Palo Alto Online - Tyler Hanley - 08/20/04
Review: Without A Paddle (2004)
Imagine what 1985's "The Goonies" might have been like had it featured three 30-year-olds, a toxic script, and no creativity, or what 2004's ...
TheMovieBoy.com - Dustin Putman - 08/21/04
Without A Paddle (2004) - Family Movie Review
Tom, Jerry, Dan, and Billy were best friends back in the good 'ol days of the early eighties. Sharing blood oaths and outfitting a tree house with ...
Grading the Movies - Rod Gustafson
Review: Without a Paddle
You don't know the name Steven Brill, but you should. He's the reason so many movies suck. He wrote "Ready to Rumble," the atrocious David ...
EricDSnider.com - Eric D. Snider
Review: Without a Paddle
Without a Paddle : The year s most ingenious title. It speaks volumes about the creek we re headed up before the film even starts. ...
FilmCritic.com - David Levine
JoBlo's movie review of Without a Paddle: Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepard
Not as horrible as I thought, but still not necessarily worth a trip to the local movie house. I guess that's one of the good things about dumping ...
JoBlo's Movie Emporium - Berge Garabedian - 08/16/04
WITHOUT A PADDLE Film Review
Movies that start in the past (especially the '80s) when the protagonists are children, defining their future selves for the benefit of the ...
Boxoffice Online - Tim Cogshell
Review: Without a Paddle
We knew there d be a time when Steve Brill would go forth beyond just doing kiddie sports and Adam Sandler films. ...
Greenwich Village Gazette - Eric Lurio
Review: Without A Paddle
Dire. Hollywood s diabolical matchmaker regularly produces films of the form X meets Y, but surely a couple have never been so obviously ...
Empire Online - Adam Smith
Review: Without A Paddle

Empire Online - Adam Smith
Review: Without a Paddle (2004)
Three big-city childhood friends head out into the woods in order to find a treasure to which their fourth (now dead) buddy left a map. ...
rec.arts.movies.reviews - JoBlo - 08/19/04
Review: Without a Paddle (2004)
WITHOUT A PADDLE, directed by LITTLE NICKY's Steven Brill, is a completely silly but surprisingly funny comedy. It is basically a teen comedy ...
rec.arts.movies.reviews - Steve Rhodes - 08/18/04
Review: Without a Paddle (2004)
There were a couple things about Without a Paddle that made it clear why the name was so fitting. While viewing the movie, I felt bored by the ...
rec.arts.movies.reviews - Dave Bloom - 08/23/04
Review: Without a Paddle (2004)
Friends since childhood, Dan (Seth Green, "The Italian Job"), Jerry (Matthew Lillard, "Scooby-Doo") and Tom (Dax Shepard, "Cheaper by the Dozen") ...
rec.arts.movies.reviews - Laura Clifford - 08/23/04
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