Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
The 2003 version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is less a remake of the 1974 cult classic than it is a re-interpretation. ...
Reelviews - James Berardinelli
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Doesn'T Cut It
Jessica Biel is witness to butchery in the witless remake "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Many cuts below the old saw. ...
New York Post - Lou Lumenick - 10/17/03
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Review: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
The NY Times review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a Marcus Nispel film starring Jessica Biel and Jonathan Tucker. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ...
The New York Times - Dave Kehr - 10/17/03
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Review: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THE
There may well be people who haven't seen the original TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974), but they probably don't want to see any CHAINSAW MASSACRE; ...
TV Guide - Maitland McDonagh
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Flak Magazine: Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 10-30-03
The most licentious shot in recent memory comes from director Marcus Nispel and producer Michael Bay in the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ...
Flak Magazine - Stephen Himes - 10/30/03
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Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" has been advertised as a remake to the disturbing, genuinely unsettling 1974 classic of the same name, ...
TheMovieBoy.com - Dustin Putman - 10/18/03
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A ripping-off yarn
OPINION #1: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a remake of the 1974 cult classic horror film and was crying out to be remade because what everyone ...
Canoe.ca - LIZ BRAUN - 10/17/03
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Cut above the rest
There's only one thing to ask yourself before you buy a ticket to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Do you really want to subject yourself to 99 ...
Canoe.ca - LOUIS B. HOBSON - 10/17/03
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BBC - Films - review - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Don't call this update of the 1974 horror classic a "remake"... It's a "reimagining" apparently. So there. Expectations of this remake have been ...
BBC - Jamie Russell - 10/31/03
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Movie Review for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2004-04-14
Do you want to know what the worst thing about Texas Chainsaw Massacre is? It's not a bad film. Hell it stands head and shoulders above the three ...
Cinema Blend - Bryce Wilson - 04/14/04
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Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
"Bring it! Bring it now!" demands a grizzled old Texan in a wheelchair. And suddenly it appears, a humming chain saw in the hands of Leatherface ...
Rolling Stone - Editorial Review
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre , the 1974 Tobe Hooper cult classic that sent preview audiences fleeing the theaters, brings up many ...
Film Threat - Kevin Carr - 10/18/03
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
"Oh my... Oh my, my, my, my, my..." The Texas Chainsaw Massacre may seem like an ordinary slasher flick, but what slasher flicks play at, ...
FilmBlather.com - Eugene Novikov
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
In 1974, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre , which had a crude, low-budget production design, created a disturbingly realistic, ...
Kinnopio.com - Ed Malinowski
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JoBlo's movie review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Jessica Biel, R. Lee Ermey, Erica Leerhsen
I expected this film to be flashy, full of boob shots of Jessica Biel and packed to the gills with MTV tunes "for the kids", but surprised was I ...
JoBlo's Movie Emporium - Berge Garabedian - 10/14/03
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Aren t remakes intended to improve on the films they re honoring? First-time director Marcus Nispel may return audiences to the Lone Star State to ...
FilmCritic.com - Sean O'Connell
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Jessica Biel, Mike Vogel, Erica Leerhsen, Jonathan Tucker and Eric Balfour in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. First things first. ...
Palo Alto Online - Jeanne Aufmuth - 10/17/03
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
And it came to pass that "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" begat "Halloween," which begat "Friday the 13th," which begat "A Nightmare on Elm Street," ...
EricDSnider.com - Eric D. Snider
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THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Film Review
Audiences who didn't even know they wanted a remake of Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" get it anyway, ...
Boxoffice Online - Mark Keizer
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Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would have been much improved by leaving out the saw and inventing a new title. You ll have to overcome resentment ...
Empire Online - Kim Newman
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This new 'Chainsaw' doesn't cut it
The Boston Globe - Wesley Morris, Globe Staff - 10/17/03
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Marcus Nispel and Michael Bay Give Us a Slice of Hell: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Pros no, it's actually horrifying Cons the ending The Bottom Line You need to give it a chance. Plot Details: This opinion reveals major details ...
Epinions - Wokelstein - 10/19/03
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Unnecessary Yet Decent: I'd Take The Original Any Day.
Pros Fast paced, gory, Leatherface, jumpy, sometime's scary. Better than the sequels. Cons No where near the original, not as personal, ...
Epinions - ssteveszykk - 10/19/03
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Family Values
Pros Somethings Cons Somethings The Bottom Line In case you're wondering, the DVD special stuff sucks. It only features a music video by a crappy ...
Epinions - JiggyJay - 06/19/04
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The Massacre Continues
Pros true to the original, suspenseful, good directing, acting Cons he sometimes misses when he should have nailed him/her The Bottom Line Fans of ...
Epinions - movie_critic
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