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LeAnn Rimes Ass Green Bikini

Nude Celebrities — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:00:17 +0000

LeAnn Rimes at the beach in a sexy green thong bikini exposing not only her celebrity ass but also her perfect superstar tits. The country and pop star is letting it all hang out while at the beach taking photos half naked. See all the high quality candid beach photos of the blonde superstar in the gallery.

It will be hard for you to take your eyes off one of the sexiest celebrity females in the music industry as she bares her superstar ass cheeks right along with her cleavage. She’s literally letting it all show while out at the beach getting sun while taking photos of the scenery. You won’t be able to take your eyes off her sexy celebrity curves in a skimpy green thong bikini.

Click over to the gallery of beach pictures and see LeAnn Rimes in a green bikini showing it all off as the paparazzi take pictures from all directions. See her butt cheeks peak completely out of her bikini bottoms as she walks in the sand and lays out in the sun. All the full size celebrity ass shots of the music superstar in a green bikini.

Nude TV listing for May 18, 2012

Nude Celebrities — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:18:00 +0000

12:00am CINEMAX Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) with Kristanna Loken nude (breasts, butt)
12:00am FMC Transporter 2 (2005) with Amber Valletta sexy (underwear), AnnaLynne McCord sexy (underwear), Katie Nauta nude (breasts, butt)
12:15am MOMAX Machete (2010) with Alicia Rachel Marek nude (breasts), Cheryl Chin sexy (bikini), Jessica Alba sexy, Lindsay Lohan nude (breasts), Mayra Leal nude (breasts, bush, butt), Michelle Rodriguez sexy (bikini)
12:30am IFC Blindness / Ensaio Sobre a Cegueira (2008) with Alice Braga nude (breasts, butt), Julianne Moore nude (breasts)
12:45am TMC Love & Sex (1999) with Famke Janssen sexy (partial nude breasts, underwear)
12:45am SHO2 Humpday (2009) with Alycia Delmore nude (bush, butt)
12:50am STARZ Salt (2010) with Angelina Jolie sexy (underwear)
01:30am HBOSG 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) with Courtney Cox nude (butt, or body double)
01:30am FLIX Farewell, My Lovely (1975) with Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith nude (breasts, bush, butt)
02:00am FMC In Bruges (2008) with Clémence Poésy sexy, Thekla Reuten sexy (underwear)
02:00am SHO Without Men (2011) with Eva Longoria sexy (underwear, lesbian), Kate del Castillo sexy (underwear, lesbian), Maria Conchita Alonso sexy
02:15am HBO Pulp Fiction (1994) with Maria de Medeiros sexy (underwear), Susan Griffiths sexy (underwear)
02:30am ENC The English Patient (1996) with Juliette Binoche nude (breasts), Kristin Scott Thomas nude (breasts, bush)
02:30am SHO2 Inhale (2010) with Diane Kruger nude (breasts, bush)
02:40am STARZ The Guard (2011) with Dominique McElligott sexy (underwear), Sarah Greene sexy (underwear)
02:50am HBO2 I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) with Jennifer Love Hewitt sexy (cleavage), Sarah Michelle Gellar nude (accidental breasts)
03:00am IFC Blindness / Ensaio Sobre a Cegueira (2008) with Alice Braga nude (breasts, butt), Julianne Moore nude (breasts)
03:10am FLIX Roger Dodger (2002) with Flora Diaz nude (breasts), Mina Badie sexy
03:20am CINEMAX Daybreak (1993) with Moira Kelly nude (breasts)
03:30am SHO The Family Tree (2011) with Brittany Robertson sexy, Christina Hendricks sexy, Madeline Zima sexy (lesbian), Selma Blair sexy (underwear, lesbian)
03:35am HBOSG Mulholland Dr. (2001) with Laura Harring nude (breasts), Lori Heuring sexy (underwear), Naomi Watts nude (breasts), Rena Riffel sexy

04:00am TMC 24 Hour Party People (2002) with Collette Cooper nude, Shirley Henderson sexy (underwear), Tracy Cunliffe nude (breasts)
04:10am MOMAX Mean Streets (1973) with Amy Robinson nude (breasts, bush, butt), Jeannie Bell sexy (thong)
04:25am STARZ Higher Ground (2011) with Vera Farmiga sexy (underwear)
04:30am AMC Mad Men: Dark Shadows (2012) with Alexis Bledel sexy (partial nude breasts)

04:35am HBO2 Hatchet II (2010) with Alexis Peters nude (breasts), Charlayne DeVillier nude (breasts, bush, butt), Sarah Agor nude (breasts)
04:55am HBO The Cooler (2003) with Maria Bello nude (breasts, bush, butt)
06:00am TMC The Other Man (2008) with Laura Linney nude (breasts, butt)
06:05am MOMAX From Justin to Kelly (2003) with Anika Noni Rose sexy (bikini), Katherine Bailess sexy (bikini), Kelly Clarkson sexy (bikini)
07:30am MOMAX She’s the One (1996) with Jennifer Aniston sexy, Maxine Bahns sexy
08:00am CINEMAX Cedar Rapids (2011) with Anne Heche nude (breasts)
09:00am SHO The Golden Bowl / La coupe d’or (2001) with Uma Thurman sexy (sheer dress)
10:00am HBOSG The Cooler (2003) with Maria Bello nude (breasts, bush, butt)
10:30am IFC The Uninvited (2009) with Arielle Kebbel sexy (bikini), Emily Browning sexy (underwear)
10:45am MOMAX The Pool Boys (2009) with A.J. Alexander nude (breasts), Darla Haun sexy (bikini), Heather Marie Marsden sexy, Janine Habeck nude (breasts), Jennifer Walcott nude (breasts), Monica Leigh nude (breasts), Patricia De Leon sexy (bikini, underwear), Rachelle Lefevre sexy (bikini), Simona Fusco nude (breasts, butt)
10:50am TMC Pumpkin (2002) with Christina Ricci sexy (bikini), Erinn Bartlett nude (breasts)
11:50am STARZ The Guard (2011) with Dominique McElligott sexy (underwear), Sarah Greene sexy (underwear)
12:10pm ENC Teen Wolf (1985) with Lorie Griffin sexy (underwear)
01:00pm FMC Highlander (1985) with Beatie Edney nude (breasts), Corinne Russell sexy, Roxanne Hart nude (breasts, butt)
01:30pm STARZ Salt (2010) with Angelina Jolie sexy (underwear)
02:00pm MOMAX Happy Gilmore (1996) with Jessica Gunn sexy (underwear), Julie Bowen sexy (underwear)
02:30pm SHO The Oxford Murders (2008) with Leonor Watling nude (breasts, butt)
03:00pm FMC Eastern Promises (2007) with Tereza Srbova nude (breasts, bush, butt)
03:20pm HBOSG Bruce Almighty (2002) with Catherine Bell sexy, Jennifer Aniston sexy
05:00pm CINEMAX Love and Other Drugs (2010) with Anne Hathaway nude (breasts, butt), Christina Fandino nude (butt), Jo Newman nude (breasts), Katheryn Winnick sexy (underwear), Nikki Deloach sexy (underwear)

05:30pm HBO Robin Hood (2010) with Léa Seydoux sexy
06:15pm SHO2 Casa de los Babys (2003) with Daryl Hannah sexy (cleavage), Maggie Gyllenhaal sexy (bikini)
06:20pm ENC Teen Wolf (1985) with Lorie Griffin sexy (underwear)
07:00pm MOMAX Sanctum (2011) with Alice Parkinson sexy (underwear)
08:00pm IFC Conan the Barbarian (1981) with Cassandra Gava sexy, Leslie Foldvary nude (breasts), Nadiuska sexy, Sandahl Bergman nude (breasts), Valérie Quennessen sexy
08:00pm SHO2 The Borgias: Day of Ashes (2012) with Natalia Tena nude (breasts, bush)
08:00pm FLIX Abandon (2002) with Katie Holmes sexy (underwear)
08:00pm ENC A Man Apart (2003) with April Flowers nude (breasts), Karrine Steffans sexy, Rachel Sterling sexy (underwear, thong)
08:18pm STARZ Salt (2010) with Angelina Jolie sexy (underwear)
09:00pm MOMAX The Pool Boys (2009) with A.J. Alexander nude (breasts), Darla Haun sexy (bikini), Heather Marie Marsden sexy, Janine Habeck nude (breasts), Jennifer Walcott nude (breasts), Monica Leigh nude (breasts), Patricia De Leon sexy (bikini, underwear), Rachelle Lefevre sexy (bikini), Simona Fusco nude (breasts, butt)
09:15pm SHO The Mechanic (2011) with Mini Anden nude (breasts, butt)
09:50pm ENC Desperado (1995) with Angel Aviles sexy (underwear), Salma Hayek nude (breasts)
10:00pm SUND The Last Mistress / Une vieille maîtresse (2007) with Asia Argento nude (breasts, bush, butt), Roxane Mesquida nude (breasts, bush)
10:45pm IFC Conan the Barbarian (1981) with Cassandra Gava sexy, Leslie Foldvary nude (breasts), Nadiuska sexy, Sandahl Bergman nude (breasts), Valérie Quennessen sexy
11:10pm FLIX Igby Goes Down (2002) with Amanda Peet nude (breasts), Claire Danes sexy (underwear)

Today’s Blind Gossip – Revenge

Naked Celebs — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:10:00 +0000

With all the casting couch and horror stories about what can happen to actors and actresses as they try to make it in the business, I thought I would tell you about the actress who got even for every guy that put her in a casting couch position or was an a-hole to her when coming on to her. Our actress is A list. Actually she is A+ list. Probably going to make it too easy, because there are not that many out there.

Anyway, when she first started out as an actress there was this producer who said he could get her a part if she slept with him. She did and got the role, but not the one he promised. Later, when she became very well known, our actress would send photos of herself to his house and to his office with the message F**k you! written across them.

In another very early movie in her career, our actress was propositioned by an actor, who at the time was still a big deal. I mean like A list television big deal. A guy who had been married to one of the most famous women on the planet big deal. He was divorced at the time but about to get married to another woman. He failed to tell this to our actress and the pair began dating on set. He of course got what he wanted and dumped her and our actress got her revenge when this actor got signed to direct a movie and was going to be paid a fortune. Our actress heard about it and signed on to the movie but said she would not do it with this man as the director. He got fired and she did the movie. Again, she also sent a note from the set which said, “Wish you were here.”

One of my favorites though has to be when she was cast to do this awful movie. On the set she met this guy who is still a very solid B list actor and has been married to someone very famous. Anyway, the two started dating and he kept saying she was the only one in his life and that he only wanted her. She heard this before from others so took awhile to warm up to the guy, but she did. Well, one night she goes over to his place expecting them to be alone and the guy is in bed with another man and woman and got really upset when our actress did not want to join in. As in really upset and screaming and yelling at her and calling her worthless and so much more. The guy was out of control. Our actress finally walked out. What our actress still does to this day is send the guy flowers and a card whenever a show of his gets canceled or a pilot not picked up which says, “Who is worthless now?”

Page Six

Naked Celebs — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:56:41 +0000

Just Asking:
June 26, 2009 –
WHICH former elected official has been cheating on her husband? This wife and mother was spotted going into a Midtown hotel with the head of a group pushing school reform, who’s also married. Said our source, “Not the first time and not the last time” . . . WHICH rocker is back on drugs? Although she claims to be clean, when she checked out of a Manhattan hotel recently, the maid found the room littered with dirty needles.

Page Six – Just Asking

Naked Celebs — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:00:59 +0000

From NY Post Nov 28 -

Which supposedly sober rock star was spotted at a high-end gala schmoozing the tables and surreptitiously swilling all the other guests’ wine? . . .
Which mogul was shaking with rage at his assistant when the peon took too long to run into Shake Shack to get him a burger while the boss man waited in his Town Car? . . .
Which younger brother of an infamous socialite appears in a hardcore gay sex tape that’s making the rounds in the male modeling world?

Emma Roberts Jean Shorts

Nude Celebrities — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:00:09 +0000

Emma Roberts showing off some skin in short bluejean shorts and a sexy tanktop while walking in the park as well as on the strip. See one of the most popular up and coming actresses in the world as she shows off her great looking petite celebrity body in public.

Each of the candid shots of Emma Roberts are high quality and full size so you are sure to not miss anything. See one of today’s sexiest celebrity females as she struts her great looking ass down the sidewalks in Hollywood and in the park. See her great looking legs, stomach, tits, and cleavage as she does it all for the paparazzi following her every move.

All the sexy shots of the celebrity you’ve seen star in more than one hit Hollywood movie are online now and waiting for you to see up-close. Hot shots of Emma Roberts in short bluejean shorts showing off those legs that have made her famous. Don’t miss seeing her wearing short jean shorts as she walks around with a friend in Hollywood.

Today’s Blind Gossip – With A Classic Hollywood

Naked Celebs — Thu, 17 May 2012 02:34:12 +0000

Yes, all the classic Hollywood items will be revealed on Friday.

#1 – So, remember the guy from the foursome a few weeks back? He was #4 in case you want to go back and look. Anyway, he had several children and one year he was so incredibly messed up on drugs that he had not had time to get a birthday present for his son. So, what did he get him? No, not a hooker, he had already done that in a previous year. No, one time he wrapped up a couple of grams of coke in wrapping paper for his teenage son’s birthday. Nice huh?

Back to the present

#2 – This hot C+ list and B name recognition television actor on a hit network drama is known more for his television roles than his films although he has been in some big ones. Well it turns out that when he was coming up and barely making ends meet he had a girlfriend who supported him through it all. Then he got his big break on this hit network drama and while he was signing the contract he was also dialing the phone and breaking up with his girlfriend.

Nude TV listing for May 17, 2012

Nude Celebrities — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:24:00 +0000

12:00am FMC Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) with Jessica Alba sexy
12:00am SHO2 The Family Tree (2011) with Brittany Robertson sexy, Christina Hendricks sexy, Madeline Zima sexy (lesbian), Selma Blair sexy (underwear, lesbian)
12:00am SUND Habitación en Roma / Room in Rome (2010) with Elena Anaya nude (breasts, bush, butt), Natasha Yarovenko nude (breasts, bush, butt)
12:00am HBO Water for Elephants (2011) with Reese Witherspoon sexy
12:15am CINEMAX The Return of the Living Dead (1985) with Linnea Quigley nude (breasts, butt)
12:45am STARZ The Recruit (2003) with Bridget Moynahan sexy (underwear)
01:05am HBOSG The Getaway (1994) with Jennifer Tilly nude (breasts, butt), Kim Basinger nude (breasts, bush, butt)

01:35am SHO2 The Other Woman (2009) with Natalie Portman sexy (partial nude breasts)
02:00am MOMAX In the Cut (2003) with Jennifer Jason Leigh sexy (underwear), Meg Ryan nude (breasts, bush, butt)
02:15am CINEMAX Housewives from Another World (2010) with Christine Nguyen nude (breasts, bush, butt), Heather Vandeven nude (breasts, bush, butt), Rebecca Love nude (breasts, bush, butt)
02:30am TMC Haunting Desires (2002) with Beverly Lynne nude (breasts), Kylie Wyote nude (breasts)
02:45am STARZ Grown Ups (2010) with Jamie Chung sexy (bikini), Madison Riley sexy (bikini), Maria Bello sexy (bikini), Salma Hayek sexy
03:00am FLIX Maniac Cop 2 (1990) with Paula Trickey nude (breasts)
03:40am CINEMAX Sonny (2002) with Brenda Vaccaro nude (breasts), Janet Shea nude (breasts), Josie Davis nude (breasts, bush, butt)
03:45am ENC Baby on Board (2009) with Heather Graham sexy, Nevena Milicevic sexy (underwear)

04:00am FMC Young Frankenstein (1974) with Teri Garr sexy
04:00am TMC The Honeymoon Killers (1970) with Ann Harris nude (breasts, or body double)
07:45am FLIX Mad Love (1995) with Drew Barrymore nude (accidental breasts)
08:15am STARZ Bringing Down the House (2002) with Missi Pyle sexy, Queen Latifah sexy (underwear)
09:00am HBOSG No Way Out (1987) with Sean Young nude (breasts, bush)
09:00am HBO2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) with Emma Watson sexy
10:30am MOMAX Arthur (2011) with Christina Calph sexy (underwear), Jennifer Garner sexy (underwear)
11:25am STARZ The Recruit (2003) with Bridget Moynahan sexy (underwear)
11:30am CINEMAX Monkey Shines (1988) with Janine Turner sexy (almost nude), Kate McNeil nude (breasts)
11:30am SHO2 The Lie (2011) with Jess Weixler sexy (underwear)
12:00pm ENC Club Paradise (1986) with Mary Gross nude (breasts)
12:30pm SHO The Waiting City (2009) with Radha Mitchell sexy (underwear)
01:30pm CINEMAX Love Don’t Cost a Thing (2003) with Christina Milian sexy (underwear), Melissa Schuman sexy (bikini), Nichole Mercedes Robinson sexy (bikini), Reagan Gomez-Preston sexy (bikini)
01:40pm ENC Apollo 13 (1995) with Kathleen Quinlan nude (breasts)
02:30pm FLIX Mostly Martha (2001) with Martina Gedeck sexy (underwear)
02:30pm HBO DOA (2006) with Devon Aoki sexy (bikini), Holly Valance sexy (bikini, underwear), Jaime Pressly nude (butt), Sarah Carter sexy (bikini)
02:30pm HBOSG Just Married (2003) with Brittany Murphy sexy, Monet Mazur sexy, Valeria Andrews sexy (underwear)
02:30pm SHO Kiss of Fire / Claudine’s Return (1998) with Christina Applegate sexy (bikini, underwear)
03:00pm FMC In Bruges (2008) with Clémence Poésy sexy, Thekla Reuten sexy (underwear)
03:10pm STARZ Grown Ups (2010) with Jamie Chung sexy (bikini), Madison Riley sexy (bikini), Maria Bello sexy (bikini), Salma Hayek sexy
03:10pm SUND Life in Flight (2008) with Amy Smart nude (breasts)
03:30pm MOMAX 48 Hrs. (1982) with Annette O’Toole nude (bush), Denise Crosby nude (breasts), Greta Blackburn nude (breasts, butt), Suzanne M. Regard sexy
04:00pm HBO2 The Limits of Control (2009) with Paz de la Huerta nude (breasts, bush, butt)
04:00pm ENC About Schmidt (2002) with Kathy Bates nude (breasts, butt)
04:10pm HBOSG Somewhere (2010) with C.C. Sheffield nude (breasts), Karissa Shannon sexy (underwear), Kristina Shannon sexy (underwear), Laura Ramsey nude (breasts), Nicole Trunfio nude (breasts)
05:00pm FMC X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) with Dania Ramirez sexy, Famke Janssen sexy, Rebecca Romijn sexy (almost nude)
05:45pm HBO Something’s Gotta Give (2003) with Amanda Peet sexy (bikini, underwear), Diane Keaton nude (breasts, bush)
06:10pm ENC Jumpin’ Jack Flash (1986) with Whoopi Goldberg sexy
06:20pm CINEMAX Sucker Punch (2011) with Abbie Cornish sexy, Emily Browning sexy (underwear), Jamie Chung sexy, Jena Malone sexy, Vanessa Hudgens sexy
07:04pm STARZ The Recruit (2003) with Bridget Moynahan sexy (underwear)
07:15pm MOMAX Lottery Ticket (2010) with Naturi Naughton sexy (underwear), Teairra Mari sexy (underwear)
07:30pm FMC Transporter 2 (2005) with Amber Valletta sexy (underwear), AnnaLynne McCord sexy (underwear), Katie Nauta nude (breasts, butt)
08:00pm HBO Hall Pass (2011) with Alyssa Milano sexy, Jenna Fischer sexy, Kristin Carey sexy (underwear), Nicky Whelan nude (breasts)
08:00pm FLIX The Good Mother (1988) with Diane Keaton sexy (underwear), Tracy Griffith nude (breasts)
08:00pm IFC Pitch Black (2000) with Radha Mitchell sexy (cleavage)
08:00pm TMC 100 Girls (2000) with Biljana Filipovic nude (breasts), Emmanuelle Chriqui sexy (underwear), Ivana Bozilovic sexy (underwear), Julieanne Steger sexy (underwear), Katherine Heigl sexy (underwear), Kristin Herold nude (breasts), Marissa Ribisi nude (breasts), Rainbeau Mars sexy
09:00pm STARZ Magic City: Suicide Blonde (2012) with Elena Satine nude (breasts), Jessica Marais nude (breasts), Olga Kurylenko nude (breasts, butt)
09:00pm SHO2 The Borgias: Day of Ashes (2012) with Natalia Tena nude (breasts, bush)
09:00pm MOMAX Arthur (2011) with Christina Calph sexy (underwear), Jennifer Garner sexy (underwear)
09:00pm SUND Red White & Blue (2010) with Amanda Fuller nude (breasts, bush, butt), Lauren Schneider nude (breasts)
09:30pm FMC X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) with Dania Ramirez sexy, Famke Janssen sexy, Rebecca Romijn sexy (almost nude)
09:35pm TMC The Long Weekend (2005) with Catherine Devine nude (breasts), Chandra West sexy (underwear), Chelan Simmons sexy, Cobie Smulders nude (accidental breasts), Holly Eglington nude (breasts), Jennifer Walther nude (breasts)
09:50pm ENC Apollo 13 (1995) with Kathleen Quinlan nude (breasts)
10:00pm HBO True Blood: Spellbound (2011) with Anna Paquin nude (breasts, butt)
10:00pm STARZ Magic City: The Harder They Fall (2012) with Dominik García-Lorido sexy (underwear), Olga Kurylenko nude (butt), Willa Ford nude (breasts, bush)
10:00pm CINEMAX Trading Places (1983) with Jamie Lee Curtis nude (breasts), Kristin Holby sexy (underwear)
10:15pm IFC Pitch Black (2000) with Radha Mitchell sexy (cleavage)
11:00pm STARZ Grown Ups (2010) with Jamie Chung sexy (bikini), Madison Riley sexy (bikini), Maria Bello sexy (bikini), Salma Hayek sexy
11:05pm TMC #1 Cheerleader Camp (2010) with Deanna Meske sexy (thong), Diane Jay Gonzalez nude (breasts, bush, butt), Erica Duke nude (breasts), Harmony Blossom nude (breasts, butt), Maura Murphy nude (breasts, bush, butt), Meryl Bush nude (breasts), Michaela Myers nude (breasts, butt)
11:50pm HBOSG Somewhere (2010) with C.C. Sheffield nude (breasts), Karissa Shannon sexy (underwear), Kristina Shannon sexy (underwear), Laura Ramsey nude (breasts), Nicole Trunfio nude (breasts)

Today’s Blind Gossip – The Banned Romance

Naked Celebs — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:10:00 +0000

This actress is B list. It is strictly because of her A list name recognition though and does not reflect any actual acting talent. In fact, she does not even really appear in that many things anymore. Back in the day though she was considered the best thing that ever walked into your living room. Everyone wanted a piece of her and the marketing campaign was based on her being hot and available. Innocence with just a hint of edge. That all changed though when some photos were taken of her by her boyfriend at the time. He was an up and coming rapper and he had taken lots of photos of the two of them in bed together. Mostly just shots of her naked from the waist up, but there were one or two which would have fit right at home in an X rated movie. Lets just say, she was inspecting some anatomy parts really up close. Anyway, the rapper had been showing off the photos to his friends and then the next thing you know they are being offered for sale. Panic set in at the network. Producers cringed. This was their golden meal ticket. Money was exchanged and the photos bought. This was the first time anyone knew she also was dating this rapper. Well, that had to stop. She was told she had to stop seeing him for the good of her career. Basically they were all telling her America is racist and no one would think of her the way she wanted to be thought of. It was all crap, but she bought in to it. The pair broke up, but for several years, the couple always texted and got together from time to time to reignite the flame. In fact there are some who thought he might have been the father of her child.

CR Goes AWOL

Naked Celebs — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:24:59 +0000

As you can probably tell from some of the other long blind items, much of my early legal career consisted of being a highly paid gofer or fix it person. It’s not like I was the only one, there were several of us who when we were not wading through thousands upon thousands of discovery documents were assigned to make sure so and so got to court or to his deposition or went to homes to pick up legal documents and made sure they were signed. And when I mean signed, I mean signed by the actual party that was supposed to sign them and not someone’s housekeeper because the actual party had been on a 72 hour coke binge and couldn’t even hold a pen. This is the weirdest one of the getting someone sober incidents I have been involved in, but they happen everyday. Everyday. There is no difference between regular folks and celebrity folks except that when celebrity folks get trashed out of their minds they are often responsible for hundreds of jobs and there are millions of dollars involved.

Big film festivals were part of the daily grunt work. At a film festival, especially an international one, deals are done for new films and international distribution agreements are also hammered out. Usually these deals are done in a more intricate game of swapping then the guy who traded up from a paperclip to a house.

Whenever there are deals to be done there are attorneys, managers, agents, and the people to make sure all the copies are done. I suppose it would be less expensive for a minimum wage college kid to do it, but if I did it, then you could charge somebody $400 an hour. Remember film accounting.

So a few years ago, I along with my fellow brethren were sitting in Cannes. Ahh, movie stars, photo calls and big hotels. Well when you think of me at Cannes you have to imagine two guys, and sometimes three in a room designed for one very small individual. Added to the fact that I’m 400 pounds and sweat profusely when there is no a/c and you can see why my peers weren’t too thrilled to be sharing a room with me. Did I mention I have IBS? OK, I don’t, but that would have added to their fun no doubt.

So anyway, there is going to be huge movie debuting at Cannes with lots of stars and one hugely popular director. Not as popular in the States, but you know those French. They love this guy. The director has been away scouting locations in Poland for an upcoming film but was due into Cannes three days previously. No one knows exactly where in Poland he is, and the powers that be are getting anxious. Very anxious. As in anxious that millions of dollars could be pissed away because the whacked out hack of a director can’t be found. (Earlier in the week he was the creative visionary who was eccentric)

One star of the film who has worked with CR before has been summoned to try and find the director but either she (former A list actress and hottie) doesn’t know or isn’t saying. At this point someone remembers that said star and I have known each other for awhile and that maybe she will tell me what she won’t reveal to anyone else. Yes, I know her, but one forced six hour plane ride years previously is not the same as coming over for some 400 pound loving. She doesn’t know.

Then one night, the director’s long time assistant calls and says that the director is holed up in Krakow and has fallen in love. He doesn’t want to leave and has decided to stay there. So, because of my two degree of separation which doesn’t even exist I am sent to Krakow to meet up with the assistant and get the director to Cannes.

Well getting from Cannes isn’t that easy. Of course I don’t get a private jet. What I get is a 3 connection flight from Nice that gets me into Krakow at 3am. What was nice early summer weather in Cannes is actually some freezing late spring weather in Krakow and the assistant doesn’t meet me at the dinky (sorry Krakow) airport and so I’m forced to find a place to crash.

When I call the assistant the next morning he apologizes for not coming to pick me up, but had been thrown in jail the night before for getting into a fight at a bar. When he picks me up in the early afternoon the swollen lip and missing tooth are a nice touch.

So, as we make our way to the new home of CR, the assistant filled me in on what happened. It seems that the director went to a bar in Krakow which was designed basically to remove as much money from a patron’s pocket as possible while getting the patron drunk. Topless bartenders and waitresses sit down with the patron and get them to buy $25 drinks which allows the patron to spend time with the topless worker. Our director doesn’t speak any Polish and his worker didn’t speak any English, but somehow the director was convinced they were in love. The fact that that the director dropped several thousand dollars in one night probably didn’t hurt in his quest for her love either. It certainly isn’t his ravishing good looks.

Well, we get to the tiny apartment and the first thing that assaults me is the smell of sweat and stale urine. I also see the new girlfriend tapping a vein in her arm in preparation for her visit to H land. Turns out she had used some of the CR windfall to go on a major H bender. I want to make it clear that I didn’t see CR using H or have any reason to suspect he did or does. I will say that he was a mess though. He was always a frenetic, frantic person but was at this point in some type of lets say drunken haze.

I told him basically that people were worried about him and then in my legalese told him that he had certain obligations and responsibilities which he needed to fulfill in order to avoid any possible consequences in the future..blah blah blah. It was a bunch of crap, but thought I would give it a shot. He started blathering and I do mean blathering which was babbling and drooling and spitting as he spoke about his new vision for a Polish cinema and how he was inspired and a whole bunch of other crap which made no sense. He mentioned that his H shooting friend and he were going to get married and become a great team. His future wife didn’t look like she was going to make it through the week, let alone be a part of this great film making team.

He said that no one he had spoken to was familiar with his work and that he wanted to start a film festival there to show his works and those of other similar directors. I don’t know where he got all this from because sitting in that very tiny apartment was a medium size television with a DVD player and about 30 DVD’s at least one of which was a film by him. This guy was in seriously bad shape and because I didn’t know him and didn’t know if this was normal behavior when he got wasted I didn’t know if he was going to die on me or be perfectly sober in a few hours. His assistant said he hadn’t seen CR like this before but thought it was because they had been drinking homemade vodka and not store bought. Whatever. I could already see that there were no drugs involved, and that it was going to be some bad vodka he ingested while scouting for his latest film. Well that’s what the story would be if something got out.

The problem I faced was how to get him out. He wasn’t going to go if I said we needed to go to Cannes and there was no way I could carry him and I still didn’t know if he was too sick to travel or what. What I suggested was that we go out for food and let his girlfriend have some time for herself as I looked at her sitting in a chair with these absolutely vacant eyes.

CR looked at the girl and I guess decided he was hungry and so we helped him up and out of the apartment with all of us ignoring the lovely urine stain on CR’s pants. When we got outside, I swear there has never been a breath I have enjoyed taking more. I can still remember it vividly.

CR was basically compliant and we walked down the street for a good ways until we came to the central square and found a place with some heat lamps and ate outside. At first CR wouldn’t eat anything but as we stayed there for several hours, CR began to eat and to regain some of his regular traits. Basically the three of us sat there people watching for the entire time although the assistant and I would make comments about some of the people and eventually even CR joined in. He still blathered, but it was more babbling, then blather and I knew that if I could keep him away from his “girlfriend’s” place that I could get him to Cannes.

We started talking about his film that was going to be at Cannes at I got him to talk about it and try and remember what he loved about it and how people loved him in France and just became a bigger kiss ass than Larry King could ever dream to be.

At some point, I went to find a phone. (Yes, no cell) I made a call to Cannes and it turns out they already had a jet ready and waiting for CR at Krakow airport to bring him to Cannes. I explained the situation and they said they would handle it once I got him on the plane. When I got back to the pair, I suggested a taxi ride to see the city and CR agreed and the next thing you know, we are at the dinky airport and he basically just let his assistant guide him to the plane. I actually freaked out at one point about CR’s passport, but the assistant had it in the backpack he had been carrying and had never let go of even when he had been arrested the night before. He said the police never bothered to search it or take it from him.

So the two got on the plane, and I got to go back to LA with not even a thank you and not even in Business Class, the cheap bastards. The film went on to be one of the highest grossing films of the year.

Victorias Secret Backstage Sexy Book Photos

Nude Celebrities — Wed, 16 May 2012 06:00:25 +0000

Victorias Secret models show off their good looks backstage. See the top models in the industry as they pose for the camera in not only color photos but black and white as well. All the sexy shots of the best tits, ass, and curves you’ll ever see in the book.

All the hottest models showing off their good looks and blowing kisses to the camera as they push out their tits exposing their nipples. That’s right, see up-close nipple slips of the best looking Victorias Secret models as they accidentally expose their nipples on camera. All the most famous models showing off their gorgeous looks in revealing lingerie that will make you want more.

See each of the high quality full size color shots and black-white photos of the most beautiful women modeling for Victorias Secret. All the most famous blondes, brunettes, and redheads showing off their amazing tits, nipples, ass, legs, cleavage, and nipples. You don’t want to miss out on seeing all the backstage Victorias Secret sexy book photos online in the gallery today.

Bonus Blind Gossip: Deceitful Little Diva!

Naked Celebs — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:21:45 +0000

New from Ted today…

Bonus Blind Gossip: Deceitful Little Diva!

Maribeth Bush (no relation to that other horrible famous clan) has made quite the name for herself playing the earnest, quasi-pretty girl next door. She’s been in a couple of big-studio jobs that have helped make her a household name, but the majority of Bush’s income—and kudos—comes from the more boutique kinda flicks. I mean, it’s not like this babe gets paid millions or anything.
But man, is she ever acting like she’s worth that amount of money!
So much so, that Maribeth’s current little-studio-that-could, Pinnacle Pictures, has come to a conclusion:
They want to can the bitch!
“Everybody thinks it’s the other stars here who are difficult,” snipped a top Pinnacle source, “but oh how they’re wrong. It’s Maribeth and Maribeth alone. If people only knew!”
Pinnacle, which hasn’t exactly shied away from using whatever leverage it has to keep its performers in line, is currently scrutinizing Bush’s deal, looking for resources it has to shake some sense into the spoiled babe’s big head.
“She thinks she’s this huge star,” bitched the Pinnacle pooper. “She thinks she’s Jennifer Aniston. She keeps asking for all this money!”
We’re told Maribeth’s on-the-set manners also match her unrealistic moolah demands, and that the slightly curvy woman is “impossible” to deal with.
Yikes. Maybe M-stuff should remember they are about two billion hungry, more humble and out-of-work actors who would die to change places with her ungrateful self, who, for the record, really should have her teeth fixed.
It Ain’t: Jennifer Aniston, Anna Farris, Amanda Seyfried

Update 12/8/10 – Ted has eliminated Jennifer Aniston, Anna Farris, Amanda Seyfried, Anna Paquin, Anna Kendrick, the cast of Twilight, Elisabeth Moss, Evan Rachel Wood, Katie Holmes. Sharon Stone, Abbie Cornish, Mary Louise Parker, Toni Collette, Tyra Banks, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jane Krakowski, Amy Adams, Tea Leoni, January Jones, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Top suspect: Elizabeth Banks

Nude TV listing for May 16, 2012

Nude Celebrities — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:19:00 +0000

12:00am SHO The Mechanic (2011) with Mini Anden nude (breasts, butt)
12:40am STARZ Catch .44 (2011) with Malin Akerman sexy
01:00am ENC Nowhere to Run (1992) with Rosanna Arquette nude (breasts, bush, butt)
01:00am FMC Jumper (2008) with Rachel Bilson sexy (underwear)
01:00am FLIX The Puppet Masters (1994) with Julie Warner sexy (underwear)
01:15am SHO2 Shooting Gallery (2005) with Roselyn Sanchez sexy (underwear), Stormy Shuff nude (breasts, butt)
01:30am IFC Open Water (2003) with Blanchard Ryan nude (breasts, bush)
01:35am SHO Charlie Valentine (2009) with Eurydice Davis nude (breasts), Katy Walters nude (breasts), Lisa Catara nude (breasts, butt), Valerie Dillman sexy (thong)
02:00am TMC Sisters (1973) with Margot Kidder nude (breasts)
02:05am HBO2 Girl 6 (1996) with Theresa Randle nude (breasts)
02:15am HBOSG Cherry Falls (2000) with Brittany Murphy sexy (underwear), Clementine Ford nude (breasts)
02:25am STARZ View from the Top (2003) with Christina Applegate sexy (bikini), Gwyneth Paltrow nude (accidental breasts)
02:40am MOMAX Hesher (2010) with Natalie Portman sexy
03:00am HBO Brüno (2009) with Michelle McLaren nude (breasts, bush, butt)
03:15am CINEMAX The Rose (1979) with Bette Midler sexy
03:15am IFC Open Water (2003) with Blanchard Ryan nude (breasts, bush)
03:35am TMC Sisters (2006) with Chloë Sevigny nude (breasts), Lou Doillon nude (breasts, butt)
03:50am HBOSG Identity (2003) with Amanda Peet sexy (underwear)
04:25am HBO Gossip (2000) with Kate Hudson sexy (underwear), Sadie Leblanc sexy
04:30am MOMAX Two Girls and a Guy (1998) with Heather Graham nude (butt)
05:05am ENC The Four Seasons (1981) with Bess Armstrong nude (butt), Rita Moreno nude (butt)
06:15am HBO Bruce Almighty (2002) with Catherine Bell sexy, Jennifer Aniston sexy
08:00am HBO Date Night (2010) with Gal Gadot sexy (underwear), Tina Fey sexy
08:30am FLIX Till Human Voices Wake Us (2002) with Helena Bonham Carter nude (breasts)
08:30am CINEMAX Ricochet (1991) with Linda Dona nude (breasts, butt)
09:45am HBO2 Fast Five (2011) with Gal Gadot sexy (bikini)
11:10am FMC Young Frankenstein (1974) with Teri Garr sexy
11:45am MOMAX Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011) with Jessica Lucas sexy (underwear)
12:15pm HBO2 For Love of the Game (1999) with Kelly Preston sexy (underwear), Laura Cayouette sexy (underwear)
12:25pm STARZ Bringing Down the House (2002) with Missi Pyle sexy, Queen Latifah sexy (underwear)
12:30pm CINEMAX The Change-Up (2011) with Leslie Mann sexy (CGI nudity), Mircea Monroe sexy (underwear, CGI nudity), Olivia Wilde sexy (underwear, thong), Taaffe O’Connell sexy (thong, CGI nudity)
01:00pm FMC Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) with Amy Yasbeck sexy
01:00pm SHO2 Krippendorf’s Tribe (1998) with Jenna Elfman sexy (underwear)
01:15pm TMC Day Zero (2007) with Charlene Biton nude (breasts)
01:30pm SHO Since You’ve Been Gone (1998) with Lara Flynn Boyle nude (breasts)
01:30pm HBO Water for Elephants (2011) with Reese Witherspoon sexy
03:00pm TMC The Hours (2002) with Allison Janney sexy (lesbian), Julianne Moore sexy (lesbian), Meryl Streep sexy (lesbian), Miranda Richardson sexy (lesbian), Nicole Kidman sexy (lesbian), Toni Collette sexy (lesbian)
04:05pm STARZ View from the Top (2003) with Christina Applegate sexy (bikini), Gwyneth Paltrow nude (accidental breasts)
04:45pm MOMAX Hereafter (2010) with Cécile De France nude (breasts)
05:00pm HBO Dinner for Schmucks (2010) with Lucy Punch sexy, Maria Zyrianova sexy, Nicole LaLiberte sexy
05:00pm TMC Brighton Rock (2011) with Andrea Riseborough sexy
05:00pm FMC Fantastic Four (2005) with Jessica Alba sexy (underwear)
05:25pm HBOSG Paradise Road (1997) with Anita Hegh nude (breasts), Cate Blanchett sexy, Pamela Rabe nude (breasts, bush)
05:55pm SHO2 Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel (2010) with Janet Pilgrim nude (breasts), Jayne Mansfield nude (breasts, butt), Jenny McCarthy nude (breasts, bush)
06:30pm HBO2 The Kids Are All Right (2010) with Annette Bening sexy (lesbian), Julianne Moore nude (breasts, butt), Yaya DaCosta nude (breasts, butt)
07:00pm MOMAX 28 Days Later (2002) with Naomie Harris sexy (underwear)
07:30pm HBO Date Night (2010) with Gal Gadot sexy (underwear), Tina Fey sexy
07:30pm FMC Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) with Jessica Alba sexy
08:00pm SHO2 Scream 4 (2011) with Marielle Jaffe sexy (underwear)
08:00pm SUND Angel (2007) with Romola Garai nude (butt)
08:00pm CINEMAX The Change-Up (2011) with Leslie Mann sexy (CGI nudity), Mircea Monroe sexy (underwear, CGI nudity), Olivia Wilde sexy (underwear, thong), Taaffe O’Connell sexy (thong, CGI nudity)
09:30pm FMC Fantastic Four (2005) with Jessica Alba sexy (underwear)
09:30pm HBO2 Going the Distance (2010) with Drew Barrymore sexy (underwear)
10:00pm SUND Angel (2007) with Romola Garai nude (butt)
10:00pm SHO2 The Borgias: Day of Ashes (2012) with Natalia Tena nude (breasts, bush)
10:00pm CINEMAX X2 (2003) with Rebecca Romijn sexy
10:50pm STARZ Bringing Down the House (2002) with Missi Pyle sexy, Queen Latifah sexy (underwear)
11:00pm TMC Drive Angry (2011) with Amber Heard sexy, Charlotte Ross nude (breasts, bush, butt), Christa Campbell nude (breasts, bush, butt), Kimberly Shannon Murphy nude (breasts, bush)
11:10pm FLIX Sex and a Girl (2001) with Alison Lohman sexy (bikini), Angela Gots nude (breasts), Ellen Greene nude (butt), Lisa Brenner sexy (underwear), Soleil Moon Frye sexy (underwear)
11:15pm HBO2 Fast Five (2011) with Gal Gadot sexy (bikini)

Today’s Blind Gossip – The Wife Who Cries

Naked Celebs — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:10:00 +0000

Want to see a wife who cries every night? Look no further than this gorgeous B list movie actress. Only movies. Never television. Her husband is a well known celebrity. An actor. You would all know him. He is also one of the biggest cheaters out there. She could do so much better but she is afraid to leave him. He has brainwashed her into believing that he is the only one who would ever find her attractive. The only one who would ever want to be with her. He demeans her whenever he can. He cheats every day whether his wife is there or not. He says he cheats because it is expected of him. Like he is doing it out of some sort of devotion to his craft. He is abhorrent. he gets away with it though because people like him. In private though he is a terror. The only time he has ever said anything nice about his wife? In public. Never private. He tries to keep her sheltered from her family. Wants him by his side except at night. That is his “personal time” with the women he keeps on retainer and the ones he meets on sets and in hotel bars when he shows off and preens. Meanwhile, his wife is upstairs. Crying. Wondering if it will ever get better.

Blind Gossip: Star From Afar Lives to Cheat!

Naked Celebs — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:42:10 +0000

New from Ted on Friday -

Blind Gossip: Star From Afar Lives to Cheat!

Isn’t it somehow comforting to know that those not living primarily on American soil can be just as debauched as, say, Jesse James? I mean, it’s not just a Hollywood thing to nab your partner, then start cheating left and right, is it?
Just last week, we showed you how the Duke of Schlongsbury is launching much gossip in the UK, what with the Duke’s womanizing (and girl-izing)!
And not so far away from the Duke’s castle lies…
Sovereign Stein-Moongle‘s plush pad, where he, too, spends ample time luring whichever young things he can to his celebrated boudoir.
Only difference is, Stein-Moongle loves to nab the boys, not the girls.
Also, another distinction between Sovereign and the Duke is their partners. The Duke’s doesn’t know bupkes about his philandering, quite unlike Stein-Moongle’s other half, who’s known all about Sovereign’s dalliances for many, many years.
And perhaps one reason the cheated-on other half doesn’t mind too much?
This lucky (and super-loaded) spouse often joins in on the action!
Hmm. And people wonder why the Stein-Moongles have lasted as a couple as long as they have?
Jeez, is mutual cheating really the answer to true love? Say it isn’t so!
AND IT AIN’T: Sir Paul McCartney, Johnny Depp, Hugh Grant

Also eliminated: George Michael

Top suspects: Elton John (although he is suspected for another Blind Gossip; see label for him) David Bowie

May 15, 2012 Celeb Updates

Naked Celebs — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:58:16 +0000

Today’s Updates

Celebrities: 32

Pictures: 304

Movies: 0

Articles: 0

Celebrity Name	Pictures	Movies	Articles
Alexis Bledel	17	0	0
Alison Williams	5	0	0
Aurelie Cayla	3	0	0
Aurore Broutin	8	0	0
Britney Spears	30	0	0
Catherine Zeta-Jones	15	0	0
Cecile Robin Prevalle	3	0	0
Charlize Theron	6	0	0
Danielle Campbell	2	0	0
Edith Labelle	22	0	0
Felicity Huffman	1	0	0
Francesca Monti	2	0	0
In hye Oh	26	0	0
Isabelle Schramm	10	0	0
Jemima Kirke	5	0	0
Ji hye Ahn-Bul	6	0	0
Jodie Foster	12	0	0
Katharine McPhee	6	0	0
Katy Perry	3	0	0
Ketevan Papava	4	0	0

Celebrity Name	Pictures	Movies	Articles
Lisa Ciara	6	0	0
Madeline Wong	5	0	0
Meg Foster	3	0	0
Mena Suvari	6	0	0
Misty Copeland	31	0	0
Natasha Gregson-Wagner	6	0	0
Nina Dobrev	29	0	0
Rachel Bilson	6	0	0
Salma Hayek	13	0	0
Seh Yun-Kim	3	0	0
Sylvia Camarda	9	0	0
Tyra Bank	1	0	0

Totals

304

Today’s Blind Gossip – Blind Item Breakdown

Naked Celebs — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:36:27 +0000

The question I get asked most about blind items other than answers is, “how do you find this stuff out?”

It is honestly not that difficult, but I thought I would take a minute to explain. I want you to think about your own life and this is true whether you work or stay at home or if you go to school or even if you don’t even gossip as a rule yourself.

I want to do this by showing you your own life. Have you ever gossiped at work about someone, or heard gossip at work about someone? Like Sally is sleeping with Jeff over in Accounting even though he is married. There is absolutely no difference between that and the gossip that spreads on every film set in the world. The film set is work, but it is also revolving work. You will probably remain at the same company for years and years, but in Hollywood everyone moves in to something else after a few months and gets an entirely new group of employees to work with and gossip about and it just goes on and on. No one outside of your company or their respective families gives a whoop about Sally and Jeff, but if you turn the names into Jen and Ben everyone wants to know.

The same holds true even if you don’t work. Have you had a dinner party at your house and gossiped about mutual friends or Bill’s new weave? It is the same thing. People are people and no matter who they are or what they do for a living they talk, and talk and talk. It is just in this case, the people are not talking about Bill’s weave, they are talking about whether John Travolta is completely bald or still has some hair left.

Let me give you an example. I was at dinner about six weeks ago and people were talking about this and that, but nothing gossipy per se. At one point I asked the waitress if she was an actress which is always a yes and asked her what she had been in. She told me and it was actually a pretty impressive list and probably made her wonder why she was still waiting tables. Someone at the table overheard what the waitress had worked on and immediately talked about the A list star of the hit network initials drama and how even though he was married he was always hitting on her. The waitress jumped in and said that the guy had actually made many passes at her and one time wouldn’t let her leave his trailer until she had kissed him and agreed to have dinner with him. Then when they went to dinner he said he wanted to eat it in his suite and not in a restaurant. After dinner she thought she was going to have to beat the guy off, but the phone rang and it was his wife and when she figured that out, she spoke up really loudly so the wife would hear, said “thanks for dinner, I’m going to go now, ” and got out.

Well that story led to another and another about when this had happened before and by whom and to whom and it went on for twenty minutes. In those twenty minutes I had enough blind items for a week. They don’t usually come that easy and that plentiful, but almost any question can lead to a blind item.

If you ask your significant other how work was, and they say, it sucked. Jack is an ass. He did this and this and this and said this. Again, no one cares except the people involved, but if I ask one of my friends how work went, Jack may be Jack Nicholson and now you care.

Today’s Blind Gossip – Idiot Drug User Awards

Naked Celebs — Tue, 15 May 2012 08:03:16 +0000

I have been hanging onto the first of these for awhile because I just knew in my heart of hearts that there would be another idiot and then I could have my dream of posting Idiot Drug Users. No, it isn’t as good as Will It Float?, but, it isn’t bad.

#1 – Our first award today goes to this former B list television actor who was on a very hit show and since then has pretty much done jack crap. Oh, he still has just about A list name recognition, but he is dropping to C list as far as roles. So, as I said this first one was a few months ago. Our actor was with a woman at lunch. Outside on a patio, reaching into his little baggie every couple of minutes, and also sharing with his lady friend. Just passing the bag back and forth across the table. Outside. On a patio next to a public sidewalk. Finish lunch and management comps the check. Our actor doesn’t have any cash for a tip and his girlfriend has like $5. So, our actor leaves the $5 and the remaining coke as a tip for the waitress. Leaves it right out on the table. Points to it and says something to the effect. There’s your tip. Have a great night tonight.

#2 – Our second award goes to another actor. This actor is C list. 95% films. B+ name recognition just because it is kind of an odd name and from some roles he did ten years ago or so. He even has some music connections that are cool, but not known at all as a singer. Also known as a guy who thinks he is better than he actually is, and that women should throw themselves at him. Well our actor has a little meth problem. He doesn’t snort it anymore, just smokes it. So, at a club the other night, our actor wanted to spend some time enjoying his favorite hobby. Problem was his lighter was out. So, instead of just asking someone to borrow their lighter and being done with it, our actor went out to the indoor/outdoor smoking area and went up to each person and asked for a light and asked if they wanted to share his meth. He asked males, females, and then he asked the bouncers. They asked him to repeat what he said, and he did and then showed it to them. They then asked him to leave.

Maria Menounos Green Bikini Pool Party

Nude Celebrities — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:42 +0000

Maria Menounos has never looked better as she goes for a swim showing off her great looking tits and celebrity cleavage while hanging out at a pool party. See the beautiful Hollywood superstar as she tosses back a couple cold ones while getting soaked in a green bikini.

All the sexy shots of Maria Menounos in the pool and hanging out poolside with her tits showing the entire time are online in the gallery today. See the gorgeous woman who has made appearances on such shows as “Today”, “Access Hollywood”, “Extra”, and who also co-hosted the “Eurovision” song contest in Athens.

See full size bikini pool party pictures of Maria Menounos as she does it all in a skimpy green two piece with a drink in her hand the entire time. See her showing off her incredible celebrity tits, cleavage, legs, and famous ass while partying it up with friends in the pool. All the hot bikini shots of the beautiful Maria Menounos showing it all while party it up.

Vintage Blind Gossip – Vamperella Vein-Pop, Slick Brick

Naked Celebs — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:08 +0000

Another vintage Blind Gossip…

One Bodily Fluid Blind Gossip – January 19, 2006

I think we use the phrase drama queen too much. Like, it’s totally lost its meaning. Which is too bad, because Vamperella Vein-Pop is, like, the only babe I can think of who seriously deserves to be crowned DQ of Hollywood. (Yep, Ashlee Simpson you ain’t got nothing on the wanton one.)

So, get this. Ms. V-P managed to find herself a nice, non-famous boyfriend. We’ll call him Rock Helmet. Now, Vamperella wasn’t taking Rock to red carpet events and stuff–but he sure was treating her right whenever she got the hardened itch (which was far less than her saucy image lets on). But, V.V-P. is so damn competitive, I bet there’s only one guy in the freakin’ universe she’d condescend to be seen in public with.

Yep, the one, the only, the perpetually full of preening pizzazz studmuffin of more than a few past Blind Gossips, Slick Brick.

But here’s the thing. Basically, every babe in the world wants to do Slick. So, even though Rock’s a major babe, it’s not like the competition for name S.B. ain’t fierce.

Yet, as it happens, the competitive Vamperella managed to score herself a few romps in the sack with Mr. B. Impressive? Sort of. But it’s not like these two have gone–or are going to go public. Which must be killing image-conscious Vein-Pop. Like, I bet she makes mock-up magazine covers that feature the two of them embraced, Jen and Vince style.

Wait. Did you forget all about Rock? Well, of course you did, sillies. Because so did Vamperella, once she got a bite out of the Slickster!

Yep, in classic, passive-aggressive fashion, Vein-Pop just totally blew off poor Rock. Still, the non-famous fella called. And called again. So one day, she finally agreed to see the dude, acting as if it she gave a damn. But once Rock came over, Vamperella called up Slicky and handed the phone over to Mr. Helmet, who then had to hear the six words no dude wants to hear:

“Uh, yeah, sure. We slept together.”

We can report that Rock has recovered and will prolly avoid high-strung actresses in the future. And much as we’d like to confirm that Vamperella and Brick are banging up a storm and keeping their shared enclave’s nabes up all night, we cannot. He prefer boys, in the end.

And yes, both Vamperella and Slick have appeared in the column this week.

And it ain’t: Kristin Davis/Alec Baldwin, Kirsten Dunst/Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan/Jared Leto

Also eliminated: Paris Hilton/Jake Gyllenhaal