May 17, 2013
New Lainey riddle -
Deal with the paps
She hates the paps, and she’s been burned by the paps. So now she’s dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo working for another agency. She wanted names, plates, any details available, presumably in hopes of either legal retribution, if possible, and illegal retribution, if necessary. Very gangster.
The only problem with making this kind of arrangement is that you have to deliver. And if you don’t deliver as often as the paps want, and on the kind of photos that are lucrative, they’ll take what they can get, show up when they’re not supposed to, and that compromises the control she was attempting to secure in the first place. Very Faustian.
May 17, 2013
Friday today and the start of a three day weekend for everyone in Canada for Victoria Day. Kind of cool to have a holiday named after you if you are Victoria, but what about the rest of the people. Don’t they feel shafted? There is no Tom day or Sarah day. No Bacon day for sure. It would be really crazy if they only gave you the day off if you are named Victoria. Everyone in the country would name their kid Victoria. I will of course, be here all weekend and will have blind items to reveal tomorrow and Sunday. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.
This A list mostly movie actor has been in this space before. He has a well documented temper and well documented fetishes that I have highlighted in this space before and in certain cases, revealed. What were some mild, twisted sexual games he used to play, are turning into some dangerous acts where someone could get killed. His ex-girlfriend has started to talk about how the actor had transformed in the few years she had known him. He started off as a nice guy and then as his drinking and drugging got worse, it started to affect his brain. She said that it affected him even on the days when he did not drink or do drugs and that she often feared for her life and would hide at friend’s houses because she literally was scared. Now his rages have turned sexual and she said that he sent her videos of what he has been doing with his current actress girlfriend and how there is blood everywhere in one of the videos and that they have gone on trips to other countries and she thinks they have hired women in those countries who are willing to participate in his sex fantasies. She says that he used to share them with her, but she always refused to be a part of anything more than just being with him. It was because of his sex addictions and needs that they broke up.
May 16, 2013
Charming as hell when he is sober and lusted after by many, this foreign born B- list mostly television actor has women throwing themselves at his feet all the time. He prefers finding women though who will not be intimidated by him when he has had a few drinks and decides to get a little rough. OK, very rough. Super rough. Have to be prepared to go to the hospital rough. He says it is all part of who he is and does not apologize for it. Most people would say it was a beating, he says it is part of sex, but it is not always part of sex with him, it is part of who he is when he drinks. He says if he tells people in advance what they can expect, then it is not wrong and they come fully aware into the situation. He is adamant about that and has had no problems finding women who go along with it for awhile. His problem is though that as he has been with the woman a certain amount of time he needs to get more and more rough and there comes a time when they can’t handle him or it or his drinking. Last night he ended up going home with this former A list mostly television actress who is now kind of a mess in her own right. This could be big trouble.
May 15, 2013
This Academy Award winner/nominee is almost A list. He has been almost A list forever. He is a very good actor which is how he convinces people that he is straight. He even has women he has gone on dates with convinced he is straight. The fact that he enjoys watching gay porn while he has sex usually clues them in to the fact he is at least bi, if not gay. He has had several boyfriends over the years and is much more close to them than any women. The women in his life tend to be there for a week or two, which is usually long enough for the tabloids to say he is dating and then there is never a second story. It is always one and done and he does it once or twice a year. He says it makes people think he is a ladies man, when in fact, he loves to dress up like a lady. It is one of his favorite things to do. You can always tell when he has been doing it and going out in public rather than just at home because it is the only time he usually has no facial hair.
May 14, 2013
Usually when this A+ list mostly movie actor is on set making a movie he will hook up with someone from the movie. It is one of the ways he passes the time while his wife and kids are at home. He does it on the down low and everyone on his movies pretty much owes their job to the actor so things do not get out very much about what goes on. In one of his most recently filmed movies though, he met someone who looks just like his wife did many years ago when they met and she is much younger and did something that our actor did not think was possible. He fell for her. hard. It probably didn’t hurt that she was not wearing much the entire time she was on set. They were from the same area and had a lot of the same interests and it just happened. Usually at the end of filming he writes a nice check and tells the woman goodbye, but with this woman he added her to the company payroll and she has been working full-time for our actor ever since. It is only a matter of time before our publicity shy actor has to do something about the situation. Too many people are starting to whisper about it and talk about it.
May 13, 2013
It must be hard when you are surrounded by lots and lots of star wattage in your life. When you are more famous for being offspring rather than for anything you do on your own. When the father figures in your life continually abandon you or are never there for you. When your real father repeatedly talks about what he thinks is acceptable behavior and a homosexual relationship is never acceptable in his mind. Sure, if a couple of women want to have sex in front of him, that is ok and he has made that perfectly clear, but there will be no same sex relationships. How then to express what you are thinking or feeling? No other parent to talk to, because she won’t remember. Your siblings will listen, but they have their own lives and they don’t understand. It’s hard to be a celebrity when all you have done is be born. You have not asked or sought for or tried to be a celebrity, but there they are with cameras. Always. Never alone. Never can be who you are because it would disappoint dad. That crush you have had for the past two years. So close to telling her how you really feel. You should tell her and not just tell the few people closest in your life because, they obviously told me. Soon, they will tell others and you won’t be able to control your story, it will be played out for you. I think you will be surprised at how much everyone will support you, including your family.
May 10, 2013
It’s Friday today. The Friday before Mother’s Day. The Friday where you start to think that perhaps you should look into buying the card before all you end up with is one in Spanish or something and try and convince your mom that it is really special, and no, it does not say from your daughter rather than your son. No matter the fact that Mother’s Day is this weekend, I will be here blogging for you tomorrow and Sunday and will have some reveals from the archives. I would love if you would like to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer
This would be the shocker of the shocker of the year. In the past, this A++ list celebrity has had affairs. He has had enough money to to keep most of them quiet and there has never really been photographic evidence to back up the claims of at least four women who have had sex with the married celebrity. The four we know of anyway. One of the more stalkerish of the four does have photos of the celebrity, but does not have any with him and the ones of him solo or not naked or anything scandalous. It is obvious a cell phone camera took the photos, but not obvious who took them or in what situation. If you ever ask her (B list celebrity in her own country; D lister here) she will be happy to show them to you. Another of the women actually got pregnant by the celebrity and was the closest to bringing down the empire. A massive check took care of it and it was such a huge check that the missus had to get involved in paying it. They have made up for the check since and the woman has not lifted a finger or worked a day since she got the check. No one knows if she lost the baby on her own or another way. Each of those two women claim there have been hookers, but the hookers will sell away, and our celebrity cannot pretend everything away again, so he has a new person who has not only signed an agreement to stay quiet, but also works for the same company, so he has valid excuses to see her at home and away from home. Even though she has these agreements signed, there are rumors that someone is trying to sell photos of the pair and that the photos could have only come from her or from him. Maybe this is why he has not been spending time with his wife lately, but has found time to spend with the kids.
May 9, 2013
The title kind of reminds me of one of those very slim romance novels. All that is missing is a half naked Fabio on the cover holding a woman tightly. I remember reading one time about an author who had written thousands of those books. She was a very rich woman. Do people still write those kinds of books? Are they less guilty to read if you do so on your Kindle? Anyway, this is kind of like one of those romance novels, except this actually happened and because it is Hollywood, there are a few other twists and I won’t be referring to any body parts as a hard sheath.
This actress is probably B list now. She used to be A list, but owes it to one special role. Mostly movies. Very attractive, but very awkward. Our actress was a virgin until she was 18. Never really even did much more than a quick kiss to any guy before that. That all changed in one night. Our actress went out one night and met a man. A man more than twice her age. A man who dates several women each week. It took about two hours before the man had her back at his place and where she spent the night. And got in a lot of trouble from her parents. They then nearly hit the roof when they found out who her “boyfriend” was. They refused to let her see him. I know, I know, but even at 18, she listened, or they thought she did. It turns out though, our actress is a very good actress and had no problems making up reasons to go out and would go see her boyfriend. When that became harder she started dating a guy she knew her parents would love. The guy was gay, but with a few dollars in his pocket and the occasional spotting in public by the paps to show her parents in the tabloids she was able to continue seeing her boyfriend. This went on for several years. Breakups when he would cheat, and her canceling events and not taking work to try and get closer to him at all times. They finally split not that long ago. She had enough of his cheating and there is no way he was ever going to commit to her.
May 8, 2013
In the world of movie making there is certainly a lot of on set romances that fade away to nothing after all is said and done. One actress has had two on set romances and when they were over never heard from her co-stars again. One, in which the now A+ list mostly movie co-star was married was especially painful because he had told the then B+ list mostly movie actress and now a lucky to be asked to make a movie C lister that he was going to leave his wife. There was a lot of random sex going on in the movie and our actress was not immune to the goings on, and either was the actor. Our actress had seen our actor hooking up with a variety of extras and people with small roles, but big breasts and it was only when the actor told our actress that he just wanted her and none of the others that she gave in. After they had hooked up, she thought that was the end of it and then he started talking about leaving his wife and our actress responded and they spent three months of filming together. When it ended though, he never spoke to her again and she never tried to talk to him again. He said he would call and didn’t. She says that she was crushed for about six months and when the time came to do press the only way she could get through it and say nice things about the actor was to do a bunch of coke. She did voluminous amounts at that period and needed reconstructive surgery to her nose.
May 7, 2013
This B- list mostly television actress from several hit shows told this almost A list mostly movie actress that the A lister’s husband had hit on her a month previously and only found out he was married after they had made out. The B- lister kept apologizing all night.