Weekly Vintage Blind Gossip: Robert Slobert & Wonder Woman Wilma

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Here’s our latest weekly vintage Blind Gossip, from Eonline’s The Awful Truth by Ted Casablanca. We’re going way back to December 23, 2004 for this one.

Oh, all right, so I’ve saved the dirtiest bird for last. It seems appropriate, too, what with turkeys getting roasted, baked, basted and deep-fried out the wazoo right about now. Wish the same would happen with Robert Slobert.

You see, Mr. S. works with one of his close relatives. Sort of a sous-chef-Svengali-crying shoulder kind of job–you know the close-knit Hollywood family drill, I’m sure. Just look at how well it worked for Whitney Houston.

But so far, so good. Wonder Woman Wilma, the relation in question, is simply phenomenal at what she does, and there’s no question whatsoever that Robert has helped engineer that meteoric rise to success. None.

However, I suspect probs will eventually surface, due to certain habits Bob has in regard to Wonder W. Particularly when Wonder’s dressing. Make that undressing. W3 doesn’t know it, but Bobby has a way of always making sure he has a bird’s-eye view of the youngster’s curves.

Sorry, but doesn’t that sicko stuff eventually come out? Because these geezers always eventually seem to look once too often, once too long, right? It’s getting close to that desultory sitch, or so I’m told.

Top suspects were: Jessica Simpson and dad Joe Simpson (although Jessica is a top suspect for MANY old Blind Gossips. We’re not sure which one she fits with the best!) Any other guesses?

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