Vintage Blind Gossip: Ream Helene
Another old one…
One Comes Around Blind Gossip – May 4, 2005
Ream Helene is a back-stabbing, finagling, eat-her-mother-for-opportunity bitch, no two (gossipy) words about it. And not just with the colleagues but with the exes. She wasn’t exactly nice to the former men in her life–many of whom she discarded unceremoniously.
So, ain’t it sweet now that Ream-babe (who’s rather rewarded when it comes to Tinseltown scoreboards) is being gifted–right as we cyber-gossip–with a cheating spouse. Mattress-karma’s a helluva payback.
Oh, and I should tell you (as I don’t care about such provincial morals), Helene’s miles and miles of enemies are getting such enjoyment that Ms. H.’s present hubby is cheating on her with a paid paramour.
Yeah, one of those babes who’s always enabling actresses to get Oscars when they play their steamy, sordid lives: a hooker.
Hey, does is actually count as an affair when you’re paying for it? (Such a lame-ass guy thing to say, sorry.)
And it aint: Kate Winslet, Julia Roberts, Kate Beckinsale
Also eliminated: Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Claire Danes
Top guesses were: Gwyneth Paltrow, Melanie Griffith, Sharon Stone
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