National Enquirer Blind Gossip

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OK we didn’t actually see this Blind Gossip in the National Inquirer. But I am reprinting Ted’s take on it. This was in the Awful Truth on Monday –

Which Film Hunk Is Crushing on a Gay Activist?

We love a juicy Blind Gossip as much as the next gossip-monger.
Which is why we’ve been tres captivated with The National Enquirer’s mysterious mention
of a hunky film star who’s been seriously (but secretly) crushing on out and proud actor and activist James Duke Mason. Now we know the Enquirer isn’t always a beacon of reliability, but we gotta wonder: There’s no way it’s one of our favorite stars, right? Could it be…

Jake Gyllenhaal, who’s certainly considered hunky, what with his buffed up Prince of Persia muscles and boyishly charming smile? And while Jake’s currently single, he’s just recently been linked up with Anna Kendrick and Rashida Jones. There’s no way he’s burned through all of T-town’s babes already, right?
Or maybe it’s the equally scrumptious and single…
Zac Efron, who’s got the biceps and abs to rival any hottie in H’wood—with a very successful big screen career, to boot. Zacky and former flame Vanessa Hudgens parted ways and he’s been flying solo since then, but those strip-club trips weren’t a cover for a blossoming boy-on-boy relaysh, were they?
Say it ain’t so!. Or could it be K.Stew’s boyfriend…
Robert Pattinson, who is one of the hottest young actors in the world and headlining the biggest fanged franchise, like, ever. But he’s happily in love with costar Kristen Stewartjust jet-setted to see her in London, right? He wouldn’t possibly sneak around on his very own Bella Swan with a boy-toy, would he? and
And what about Rob’s Twilight cohort…
Taylor Lautner, whose werewolf six pack has earned him quite the fan club. And James himself sent a mysterious tweet saying the Blind Gossipr could “ABDUCT” him any day—could this be a clue to Tay’s film Abduction or just a clever red herring? ‘Cause certainly he wasn’t faking it with cutie costar Lily Collins, was he?
Or maybe it’s not any of the folks mentioned above? There are a lot of hot guys in this town…
Who the hell is it, then? ‘Cause when it’s really worth it, we like diggin’ in other folks’ blind gossip, too.
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