Blind Gossip: Judas Jerks It Again!

From Ted today – a return Blind Gossip subject…

Blind Gossip: Judas Jerks It Again!

Ever since Judas Jack-Off made his smarmy debut, I do think it’s fair to say Toothy Tile’s been breathing a tad easier. Of course, Toothy went so far back into the proverbial closet, I think the only heavy panting T.T. ever does anymore is when he and the GF moon over Pottery Barn chenille throws together. Back to Jack-Off: The dog’s still trying to finagle the old BF into sex again—and I think he’s damn close to succeeding.
After all, Judas is impossibly sexy (some say too much so, but I think of beauty like Kate Bosworth does thinness, never can have too much of that stuff!). He’s hard to resist. Especially when he’s lying to the ditched boyfriend and telling him they can still go off and get married like they’d originally planned, only he just has to “hang out” a little bit longer with the fake girlfriend his management set him up with.
Look, you cretin publicity whore with killer dimples (I mean the ones on your rock-hard ass, not your innocent little face), you’re screwing with the feelings of a man who loves you. This ain’t no Rock Hudson movie. It’s real life. And unless you want some pathetic kind of lying, lonely ending like Hudson himself got, quit effing with people’s lives, starting with your own.
It Ain’t:
Taylor Kistch, Chris Evans, Chris Pine

* Update April 15 – Ted gave Judas’ boyfriend a name - Dashed Dingle-Dream! And says we will be hearing more about him soon.

Here is the link to the first JJO Blind Gossip from February ’09 including the complete list of who Ted has eliminated for both JJO and DDD.
And here’s more recent JJO Blind Gossips from November ’09. and October 2010.

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