Blind Gossip: Bi Guy Grabs Slutty Beard to Protect A-List Boyfriend

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Blind Gossip: Bi Guy Grabs Slutty Beard to Protect A-List Boyfriend

We knew something didn’t make sense!
When the deliciously sexy (and untraditional) movie star Nevis Devine started hanging out less with his on/off boyfriend, the almost-as-handsome Barrington Bang-Me, we thought it was just the natural ebb of Nevis’ libido.
He’s more into girls than guys, after all.
But then we discovered the downtime between the guys was far more to do with Barrington’s master plot! Oh, what a tangled web these bisexual boys can weave!
Not that long ago, Barrington hooked up with a pretty visible gal. This was right around the time people were started to wonder what the hell’s going on with the two guys, anyway.
But, no more! Bare’s new babe (who’s been around almost as much as Nevis has, hmm…) took care of those rumors.
However—surprise, surprise—things are rotten between Barrington and the beard.
But, what really is a surprise is the fact that we just discovered: Mr. Bang-Me only took up with said honey because he didn’t want to endanger Nevis’s career, he didn’t give a you-know-what about his own reputation.
Oh, my.
Is this love?
And It Ain’t: Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Grant, Alexander Skarsgård

Please see the label below for a link to the previous Nevis and Barrington Blind Gossips, including a full list of who has been eliminated as Nevis.

Top suspects:
Nevis Devine = Robert Pattinson
Barrington Bang-Me = Tom Sturridge
slutty beard = Sienna Miller