Page Six magazine 3/30/08
March 30, 2008
This isn’t a blind but I think it’s probably a clue to one of the many homo/bi Blind Gossips we read…
King of Hearts
When an actor is more beautiful than his female co-stars, rumors abound. Exhibit A? Jonathan Rhys Meyers, whose recent turns in The Tudors and August Rush have stoked the flames of both sexes-and the tongues of all gossips. To quell speculation about Mr. Rhys Meyers’ carnality, his publicists banned him from speaking to us at his Showtime premiere. But he seems to enjoy all the talk, declaring his Tudors co-star Peter O’Toole “my infinitely better half” while standing alongside his girlfriend, cosmetics heiress Reena Hammer. That will hardly silence the whispers linking him to a certain fashion homme.
Question Of The Week, “Six in the City”
March 30, 2008
From Page Six Magazine, 3/30/08:
Which TV actress has been an “up and comer” for 10 years, and not because of her talent? The lithe lady is so bitchy on-set, producers find creative ways to kill her off because they despise dealing with her.
This is probably someone who has been on several shows..I’m drawing a blank. I want to say Teri Hatcher but she’s been on DH a few years now. I’m thinking a bit younger.
Liv Tyler Sexy Black Bikini
March 30, 2008
Liv Tyler may have put on a few pounds after having her baby, but they’re all in the right places. Check out Liv’s great tits as she lays out at the beach in a classy black bikini. Read more
One Whipping Oy Blind Gossip
March 28, 2008
Second Blind Gossip today…
Several years ago, SSH had a child, Spawna Sledgehammer. Lovely kid, really, but due to Snarla’s overzealous prioritizing of all things kiddie, turned out Ms. S couldn’t even take a dump without consulting her offspring’s homework schedule, much to the chagrin of Snarla’s friends and colleagues, who became increasingly frustrated with being cast aside—always in the name of playdates, and such. Snarla became reliable for snapping at her fancyass fellow workers not to interfere with her all-holy maternal duties. Not wise. But then she made the truly unfortunate choice of repeating the same self-obsessed behavior with trusted confidantes, including Pete Priss-Ass, a well-known fagola fellow boob-tuber and writer, whom Spawna had always leaned on for lengthy bitch sessions.
Much to the shock of many, Pete—not exactly a choosy customer in the great grocery store of love (he often squeezed melons he really shoulda stayed away from)—got himself engaged. Stunned, but more so ecstatic, PPA rang up his good amiga, whom he adored, and, absolutely beaming over the phone, invited Snarla & fam to the small, out-of-state ceremony.
“It’s not convenient,” was SSH’s first reaction. No congrats. No words of good-wishing gooeyness, just a thorough chastising for Pete’s thoughtlessness in selecting a wedding date not conducive to—you guessed it—Spawna’s activity schedule. Ouch! Does Pete have some kinda S&M thing going for his friendships, or did he just not get the memo that hetero day-planning always trumps homo?
And it ain’t: Pamela Anderson, Arianna Huffington, Nancy Grace
Update March 6, 2009 – Ted has revealed himself to be Pete Priss-Ass.
Top Suspect for Snarla Sledgehammer – Jules Asner.
* Here is the link to the new Pete Priss-Ass Blind Gossip from Sept 2010. Not sure why Ted kept his same Blind Gossip nickname even though he revealed himself. He went against his rule… maybe because it is himself?
One Karma Killin’ Blind Gossip
March 28, 2008
One of TWO new Blind Gossips today!
BSS, never one to be exactly primo to the ladies after bedding them, was nevertheless around one of them long enough to father a kid, now a teenager. And according to an outraged acquaintance of Blondie-Babe, a rising young twentysomething honey-haired actress, Blondie’s screwing Butch’s 15-year-old boy. Said amigo is trying to get B2 hauled into jail, much to the Spit-Spat boy’s great dissatisfaction, I’m sure.
Jeez. Don’t know whether to call the cops or Entertainment Tonight on this one. Both would treat the story the same, I suspect.
And it ain’t: Michael Madsen, Will Smith, Jack Nicholson
* UPDATE 5/20/08- Ted has confirmed Butch Spit Spat is Billy Bob Thornton. *
Lainey – How He Holds Her
March 25, 2008
New one from Lainey -
Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.
Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.
Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.
But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.
And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.
* Update 4/17/08 - Lainey says it’s NOT Keira Knightley, Beyonce, Kristen Bell, Eva Mendes, Rachel Bilson, Kate Hudson, Sienna Miller, Marion Cotillard, Eva Mendes, Heidi Montag, Fergie, Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson, Brittany Murphy, Hilary Swank, Katie Holmes, Rebecca Romijn.
* Top Suspect: Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green
* Update 1/14/09: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green revealed to be subject of this Blind Gossip!
Elisha Cuthbert Pink and Blue Bikini
March 25, 2008
Here’s a nice set of Elisha Cuthbert hanging out at the beach. She runs around in a pink bikini top and blue bikini bottoms. Elisha is sporting some hard nipples and eventually flips the cameramen the middle finger.
That’s why we love you, Miss Cuthbert. Read more
NYDN – Full Disclosure 3/24
March 24, 2008
by Jo Piazza-
Which political big wig’s secret sex fantasy involves being choked by his lady lovers in the bedroom?
Which Academy Award-winning actress is so self-conscious she can’t have any mirrors in her New York townhouse? She instructed her decorator to hang a portrait above the bathroom sink in lieu of a looking glass.
I don’t know…
Awful Truth Mini-Blind 3/24
March 24, 2008
Yay! A mini-blind from Ted on a Monday…
Quickie Mini-Blind
Which oh-so-famous young couple parted ways not that long ago, he and she both of multitalented varieties, over her fairly indiscreet dalliances? Can you imagine, perhaps, who we are inferring? Sure ya can! Guess what? Just found out what caused that poor hon to be so naughty with other dudes while she was off filming on location. Turns out, while back at home in Hollywood, missy’s hubby had a “light switch” for a penis (so reports a switch-witness). Hence, philandering wifey—we’ll call her Inpenna Never-Trated—felt totally at a loss and doomed, sexually speaking, until she was woken up by costar X, soon to be followed by dude Z and the rest of the male alphabet. Girl was dee-lighted to discover what she’d been missing!
So oBlind Gossipious! Apparently someone who was only with one man, and the one we all know did that would be…
* Top suspect: Jessica Simpson (co-star with no nickname Nick Lachey)
NY Post 3/24
March 24, 2008
Page Six, Just Asking -
March 24, 2008 — WHICH wrinkled, divorced dermatologist was hitting on the sales beauties at Bergdorf Goodman? He jumped from one to the next, pressing them for their digits, and one crafty hottie slipped him a wrong phone number just to get rid of him.
Like I have any idea who this is. Why would I know any wrinkled divorced dermatologists in NY? I don’t know why I am bother posting this one. If anyone knows feel free to reveal. Big woop.
