Dax Shepard = Harkness Hose?
November 30, 2007
In another big mention in today’s Awful Truth, Ted basically outed Harkness Hose as Dax Shepard. There were three Blind Gossips this summer about Dax and (we previously thought) Kate Hudson. Here is what was written in the Awful Truth today…
1. Former known princesses (he only likes ‘em semifamous or famous, trust) the Daxster’s been into, in one way or another, have contacted us, and they’re hoping Kristen is, um, up for the unusual boudoir challenge.
2. Think Great Dane, not miniature greyhound.
July 20, 2007 - One Slut Fits all Blind Gossip
Princess Gold-Zinger has been blessed with it all (almost, which is where we come in). P.G.Z.’s got the rockin’ puss, a svelte yet still ultrabangable bod and a fairly legit career, which is pretty friggin’ hard to find now in untalented, infamy filled T-town, trust. But, ‘course, not all is well for the fetchin’ actress, who’s got a way with good lines (on screen) and bad boys (off).
P.G.Z. has had quite the rocky love life, fer sure, everything from her public busting up to her hot-and-not hookups post—and some say during—her most famous relationship. But don’t cry for this bitchin’ bitch, I insist. See, she’s never without a plus-one, and she was most recently spotted with quasi-cutie Harkness Hose. Many of you may not be familiar with H2, ‘cause his fame is quite below that of the Princess and her veddy royal fam. Now, I remember funny-honey H.H. most notably from season uno of a popular reality TV show, but since then, he’s appeared in at least one mainstream flop (where the two stars of the film found themselves in a tabloid hot-seat much like her royal highness) and has a few more likely duds comin’ out. So, what has he done to cast a spell on our Princess? Turns out he’s one big kinky freak—with the goodies to back it up! Harkness has been known to send X-rated photos and erotic emails to random women he meets on Myspace and has even met up and slept with some of them. I’m told H.H. is packin’ large and knows how to use his equipment. Able to fill out Gold Trojan Magnums XL, he serves it straight up and apparently damn good. The Princess is currently Hose’s latest utterly smitten gal. But let’s hope H can keep the kink without the creep, now that he’s with P.G.Z. (whose romance should be anything but PG). Who knows, maybe too big may be just right for the lovable golden lass.
And it ain’t – Sienna Miller, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry
August 2, 2007 – One Tush-Tweaked Blind Gossip
And it ain’t – Seth Green, Andy Dick, Nick Lachey
August 9, 2007 – One Power Penetrated Blind Gossip
Men. If they weren’t so damn handy when ya need a good sausage dinner, I’d say to hell with the lot of ’em.
And it ain’t – Brad Pitt, David Arquette, Matthew Perry
Top guesses:
Harkness Hose = Dax Shepard
Princess Gold-Zinger = ?
*** Update August 22, 2009 – Ted says that Kate Hudson has never been a Blind Gossip. We thought for sure she was PGZ!!!
* For Princess Gold-Zinger, as of 4/12/10 – Ted has eliminated Sienna Miller, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz.
* For Harkness Hose, as of 4/12/10 – Ted has eliminated Brad Pitt, David Arquette, Matthew Perry, Seth Green, Andy Dick, Nick Lachey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Piven, David Schwimmer, Josh Hartnett.
One Keep-On-Truckin’ Blind Gossip 11/29
November 30, 2007
Pricey Dicey is a mucho gifted performer, everyone agrees on that. The Emmys adore him and occasionally show that fact, come fall. TV fans just go on about the sorta-cutie dude every time they blog, cheer ‘n’ gab about him, which is often. This helps P.D.’s latest boob-tube project, which is a bit o’ a gamble for the network currently employing Dicey’s always amusing talents. Are these check-doling TV suits aware Pricey likes the boys, not the girls? Of course they are. People aren’t dumb in this town, they’re just stupid, know what I mean? Like, come on, these network ninnies actually expect Pricey to be discreet and keep his peter-on-peter ways in private? If they only knew. ‘Cause here’s what P.D. lives to partake in from time to time, whenever he gets the he-man hankering: He gets his horned-up snake on a plane, flies it to a medium-size midwestern town, checks into a nondescript old hotel near a truck stop, which is next to a stripper joint, which is next to a dirty-movie arcade—see where we’re goin’ here? Yep, you guessed it: The “straight” truckers hit the girlie joint, get all worked up, and then stop on over to the arcade to utilize one of the many glory holes, behind one of which Pricey always parks himself. After all, it’s always anonymous, right? Wrong. See, some of those holes are—like Hollywood egos—bigger than others. And while Mr. Dicey was doin’ the deed one time recently, the recipient stuck his eyeball right at the cutout opening and grunted, “Hey, aren’t you on TV?” “Oh, no,” blurted P.D., before promptly going back to work and finishing off the job—an impending orgasm is such a reliable tool for getting a guy’s mind off what you’d prefer him not to be thinking about, don’t you agree? Pricey hasn’t been back to his salacious stomping ground since. But we’re sure that’s merely a temporary situation, much like Lindsay Lohan’s nascent sainthood.
And it ain’t: Brad Garrett, Taye Diggs, Alec Baldwin
[OK - some TV actors that come to mind are Kiefer Sutherland, Ray Romano, Patrick Dempsey, Jerry Seinfeld, Charlie Sheen, Zach Braff. Who has a new project that is quite a gamble?
One potential hint that may be something is "snake on a plane". Could that be referring to Snakes on a Plane? I don't know of any famous TV actors in that movie, but Juliana Marguiles is the female star. She costarred with James Gandolfini in The Sopranos. He is Emmy nominated!!! Also the "Pricey Dicey" name could be hinting at gambling.. mafia ties etc.
My guess is that Pricey Dicey is James Gandolfini.]
* Our top suspects: Drew Carey, James Gandolfini, Kelsey Grammer, Jeremy Piven.
More guesses in comments!
Crazy Days and Nights 11/27
November 27, 2007
Today’s Blind Gossips from Crazy Days and Nights -
#1 This actor is tough to classify. B list would be the best for film, but he may be A list for television. Anyway, it is going to be revealed soon, so you can debate after the fact how this funny actor should be classified. It seems our actor is starting to mature. Not old, just starting to see some wrinkles. One day our actor experimented with some makeup, and liked the way it looked. Now, our actor never starts his day without applying some makeup to try and give him that younger look. His only change is that he used to hug people, but when the first person got makeup on their shirt, he stopped.
#2 I don’t remember if I told you this one or not. The singer who I say is pregnant. Her husband isn’t so happy about it. Me thinks he thought his lovely betrothed was still using birth control.
#3 Seems as if this aging rocker’s famous daughter has got herself into a little trouble. The partying, fairly new boyfriend has got the daughter doing the cocaine diet, with an addiction to meth thrown in. While her weight continues to drop, she will tell anyone who will listen that she is fine. Meanwhile, she isn’t fine, and her hair is even starting to fall out, which is something this family never has.
My thoughts:
#1 – There are too many possibilities… Matthew Perry, Matthew Fox, Kevin James, and Jon Cryer come to mind as being A list TV but B list film. Also Jerry Seinfeld, Zach Braff? There are too many options.
#2 – I say this is Pink!!! Could also be Avril Lavigne or LeAnn Rimes. Maybe Madonna, Gwen Stefani ?? Amy Winehouse?! (let’s hope not)
#3 – Kimberly Stewart is my guess. She has been spotted with Tommy Lee. Could also be Liv Tyler, Bianca Jagger, Alexa Joel ??
11/26/07 PerezHilton Not-So-Blind-Item
November 27, 2007
What “reality” show recently sent out a casting notice looking for a boy that would show their lead star around Paris? Casting love interests, totally real!
“Reality” show…definitely “The Hills“! No secret at this point that it’s scripted-and the girls from the show are in Paris now. Pathetic.
NY Post – Page Six – 11/25
November 25, 2007
New Blind Gossips for Sunday, from NY Post Page Six “Just Asking”…
WHICH Latina pop star’s boyfriend is said to have quickly approached a photo agency to buy up all the pictures of himself with an African-American hottie snapped at Tenjune? . . .
WHICH celebrity publicist was fired from her high-profile New York firm after a slew of bad press on her client was published? The flack told everyone she quit her company but in reality was given the ax.
For #1 I am guessing Shakira and boyfriend Antonio de la Rua. They have been rummored to be on the rocks lately. They are supposed to be engaged, but haven’t tied the knot yet… she was spotted with Colin Farrell a while back but denied the rumors. I’m not sure who the hottie is though. We’re not clearly told if this is a famous hottie or not.
#2 right away we think of Lindsay Lohan‘s rep quitting just hours before her DUI arrest…. but that was back in July. A more recent guess would be R. Kelly‘s former publicist Regina Daniels. It is rumored that he asked her to lie for him on the witmess stand in his child porn case. She said that there is a line she just won’t cross, or something to that extent. I’m just not sure if she is NY based… if anyone knows please comment so we can solve this. Heather Mills‘ rep also quit recently but he is male.
Austin Nichols in Awful Truth
November 23, 2007
Ted Casablanca has made a list of things he is thankful for this year in the latest Awful Truth. Another small hint about Toothy Tile/Jake Gyllenhaal‘s boyfriend Austin Nichols among Ted’s list…
Gossip: How else would we have the chance to gab, surreptitiously as it’s going down, ‘bout off-limit topics such as Laura’s abandoning of Dubya; or Austin Nichols’ romantic challenges; or Ellen DeGeneres’ real have-it-both-ways dynamic in her life with the very va-va-voomin’ Portia de Rossi, a gal who should found the Girlfriends Guild of America, she’s so expert in her endeavors, both domestic and otherwise? Anne Heche in’t got nothin’ on this Aussie broad.
Also, I like this John Travolta blurb…
- John Travolta: Drag has never looked so unconvincing on anybody in the history of entertainment (and, trust, with Gywneth Paltrow, that’s saying a lot). But doll-cookie, you play the fine line between real-life faux frolicking and make-believe like nobody’s business. Jake Gyllenhaal could learn a thang or two from you. Now, who’s next on your man-to-man smooch list? Fellow Scientology chum Tom Cruise? Oh, do it, boyfriend! Do you realize the photography hall of fame annals you’d achieve with that one? It’d beat T.C.’s couch-jumping hijinks, no prob.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
NY Post Page Six- Just Asking: 11.22.07
November 22, 2007
From Page Six today:
November 22, 2007 — WHICH secret relationship between two editors at an online blog empire almost became public when the woman editor wrote unflatteringly about her hookup with an unnamed, but identifiable male editor on her own Web site? Her short-lived sex partner responded by posting a video of himself simulating sex with a dead fish – a commentary on her lack of animation in bed . . . WHICH single singer/songwriter has a dirty habit of picking up women when he’s wasted? He’s been spotted stumbling around downtown luring harlots back to his pad.
The first one: not sure but I’m thinking Gawker….
I think the second one is John Mayer. He has been trolling around NYC hotspots ALOT recently-he was just out Butter this week!
the only other person I’ve heard this about….
James Blunt?
Lainey – Cheap & Crafty 11/19
November 20, 2007
From laineygossip yesterday -
Cheap & Crafty
No shortage of classless behaviour in Hollywood, and above the maybe gaybe speculation and the drug drama, it’s these stories that are the most shocking: How can the privileged behave so poorly? Especially someone who sounds so elegant? Whose record has been spotless and golden? Then again, it’s always the ones you least expect. In her case however it’s become an M.O., a trail of cheapness wherever she goes. So you know when you stay at a hotel, if the soap and bath products happen to be on the higher end, it’s customary to ask for a few refills and take some home? This of course is standard behaviour for US…because we’re broke! But how about a busy, working actress, married to a busy working man, both with several projects on the go – does it then become less acceptable? Almost shameful? I think so yes. And still she does it wherever she goes – on junkets, on promotional tours, whenever she’s at a hotel, she orders up extras: extra shampoo, extra lotion, even extra bathrobes, taking EVERYTHING home… yes, even the bathrobes. The bathrobes that are washed then used again by every guest staying in that suite, she insists on bringing it all with her. Including the gifts too. She is also not shy with special requests. Lighting fixtures, humidifiers, strollers – kinda major items you’d think would be on loan, right? Wrong. She packs those up with her too. The woman leaves NOTHING behind. The question is: what does she do with it all? Would you believe she gives it to her staff? She saves the little soaps and gels and crafts them into small baskets and presents them to the nannies and the housekeepers as bonuses! Can you imagine? Can you imagine a Christmas gift basket full of hotel shampoos and conditioners? I mean How.F&cking.Tacky.
She says today that it is NOT Kate Winslet or Cate Blanchett. Hmmm… does that hint that it is another British Academy Award actress? Perhaps Helen Mirren or American-turned-Brit Gwyneth Paltrow? For some reason I am thinking Michelle Pfeiffer though. Leave your guess below!
* Top suspect: Rachel Weisz
NYDN Gatecrasher – 11/20
November 20, 2007
From New York Daily News
Which celebrity “girlfriend” turned up solo at her actor beau’s recent party because, several wags joked, he was still busy with his boyfriend?
This is confusing to me… showing up at his party solo? Anyhow… I am going with my favorite beard couple as of late, Toothy Tile AKA Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.
Crazy Days and Nights Blind Gossip 11/19
November 20, 2007
From Crazy Days and Nights -
This B list film actress and her rocker boyfriend have been on and off and on and off. Rumor had it that he broke up with her because he thought she was an annoying twit. As real as that impression may be, it seems that he gave our little actress the gift that keeps on giving. You know that gift that only seems to get better with Valtrex. I heard that she freaked the fuck out. Like freaking out as in I actually typed out fuck. Freaking out as in homicidal rage freaking out. Freaking out as in she checked into a “rest home” for a few days. After concluding that her life was not going to end, she checked out, but you REALLY don’t want to mention his name in front of her, and if any woman reading this has ever wanted a lesson on how to get vengeance, you need to get in touch with our actress. It’s not Lorena Bobbitt vengeance, but it is really close.
Hmmm… I have a few people in mind for this one.
- Denise Richards (ex Richie Sambora) – could see being an “annoying twit”
- Pam Anderson (ex Kid Rock OR Tommy Lee) – but she already has Hep C so would another STD be a big deal to her?
- Mischa Barton (ex Cisco Adler) – that guy is naaasty!
- Drew Barrymore (ex Fabrizio Morretti) – but she is A list not B in my opinion.
- Jessica Simpson (ex John Mayer) – fits with the annoying twit also
Who else???
